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Eggroll

A form of catcalling that discreetly disguises the words "Hey gurl" into the word "Eggroll!!!" Most of the time girls don't get it and almost every time they smile, so it's a good way to get the self esteem up.
Eric totally saw this mondo babe walk by from our porch and he goes, "Eggroll!!!!". The girl didn't really understand, but she smiled.
by JC aka OchoCinco July 8, 2009
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Flaming Eggroll

The flaming eggroll is like the pink sock, however, the recipient needs to have hemi's so that the rectum is experiencing a burning sensation. The prolapsed rectum looks just like the pink sock, however has a flame red tint due to the itching and burning hemi's. The hemi's may also resemble any food matter that may be extruded from an overcooked eggroll. AKA...The Flaming Eggroll.
Dude, your slutty pregnant wife had a flaming eggroll after I cornholed her turd cutter last night.
by The BBBP's July 1, 2008
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Mexican Eggroll

When you take a tortilla, lather salsa on it, then beat your dick with it like it owes you money.
Extremely eager for some action, Bobby performed a Mexican Eggroll at the dinner table because he hadn't had sex with his girlfriend in months.
by HerbinAteAvore November 30, 2013
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buttered eggrolls

When someone makes you happy. you, being the eggroll, are good on your own, but when someone butters you, you become better. Or when something/one is very pleasant to be around, they are like buttered eggrolls.
Mark, Emily talks about you like buttered eggrolls.
by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 23, 2017
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butters my eggrolls

another way of saying "pisses me off"
by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017
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Eggrolled

To get finnessed or get jumped
This man just got eggrolled
by Yay-K October 5, 2017
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Eggroll

A Chinese person's penis
You can suck my eggroll 5 dollars
by XinYan February 5, 2018
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