eejit

"An eejit is a person or animal with an implant in its head." (In Nancy Farmer's 'The House of the Scorpion', 2002)

In the book, people who break the law, do bad things, etc. are turned into eejits. Eejits are basically human robots. Eejits can only perform simple tasks, such as cleaning, harvesting, looking after animals, etc. An eejit can only perform tasks after it has been instructed to do so, and will continue to perform that task until instructed to stop.

Also a nicer way of calling someone an idiot, usually jokingly.

"The Farm workers are eejits!" cried Matt.

Rosa, a character in the story, was turned into an eejit for not looking after Matt properly because he was a clone.

A "Safe Horse" is an eejit; it will not eat, drink or otherwise move until it is told to do so or dies.

You're such an eejit!

by -Excalibur- June 16, 2008

eejit

Derivative of "Idiot". Meaning foolish or careless

I'm not letting Jonny borrow my new Playstation 2 - he'll wreck it the eejit.

by Steve M March 22, 2003

ejeet

Synonym for "elite." Used primarily by the ejeetest of hackers.

"Wow, mom, that was some ejeet hacking!"

by AdrianL February 5, 2003

Ejeta

Victorious, will beat you to a pulp, shut up already you can’t win

You aren’t the ejeta you think you are

by tututete November 2, 2020

Eejit

A Scottish and Irish word for idiot. It is often used with friends, though it could also be a genuine insult if said with the right tone of voice.

"Oh my god, you feckin' eejit, Max. What do you think you were doing?"
"YER JUST A FUCKIN' EEJIT. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YER ON ABOUT, MATE."

by LookinForPizza November 29, 2020

eejit

Irish/Gaelic language, eejit means idiot or fool.

"oh no, i spilled my tea!"
reply : "ya fuckin eejit ya"

"oh no, I forgot to buy milk!"
reply : "you are some fuckin eejit you are!"

by foxy locks May 14, 2008

ejeet

hacker slang for elite, the real hackers

That hacker aFexTz is ejeet, he knows wtf he is doing

by aFexTz April 3, 2003