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wiki-educated

Someone who mostly learns from reading articles on wiki sites.
Dude 1: Dude, I don't get it you're usually so smart but the president of Finland was not born in sweden and had a sex change... thats ridiculous.

Dude 2: Sorry man, it's just that I'm wiki-educated... you never know what creeps into those sites.
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educated lame

A person who has demonstrated intelligence through earning academic credentials (e.g., a bachelors degree) or has earned intelligence in an informal way but who is not considered "cool" by those in the community who place more value on things that are not intelectual.
Girl 1: Why you bring an educated lame to the club with us?

Girl 2: You didn't even give him a chance.

Girl 1: What you mean? The dude came in here trying to teach me about "the rule of 72," the difference between communism and socialism, and the way algorithms work, but he didn't know how to dance and hadn't memorized any rapper's songs. Yo' dude boring as hell!
by It'sDame October 19, 2022
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Educated Guess

To suggest an answer to a query dealing with a topic/subject that you have not thoroughly studied, basing your answer on the knowledge that you have acquired in the past which relates to the query at hand.
Teacher: Hello student's, you will recall that I taught you that airplanes are the fastest mode of transport, a business man want's to send a parcel to another city very quickly, suggest a mode of transport he should use.
Stupid Student: "But Sir, you never taught us what mode of transport a businessman wishing to send a parcel quickly would use!"
Non-Retarded Student:" I'll make an Educated Guess that the business man would use an airplane to deliver his parcel quickly, as this is the fastest mode of transport.
by Wizzar October 26, 2011
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Educated Fucktardiot

An Educated Fucktardiot is a combination of
a Fucktard and an Educated Idiot. An Educated
Fucktardiot is a person of unbelievable, unexcusable
and indescribable stupidity while holding at least
one or more college degrees.

An Educated Fucktardiot feels like they are smart
but are actually quite stupid. (Stupid being defined as,
“knowing how and doing it wrong anyway”.)
They usually do something correctly the first time, but
having an education enables them to over think the
simplest of things and screw it up anyway.

They have a hard time driving a car, talking to people,

getting dressed, or eating. They also have a hard time

comprehending why they screw things up.

True Educated Fucktardiots are 100% responsible
for their actions and they provide endless hours of
entertainment for those not directly involved with the
Educated Fucktardiot, but for those who are, it can

prove to be annoying as hell..
Anyone with a technical degree qualifies as an Educated Fucktardiot.
by Pop-O-Matik August 30, 2013
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educated drug dealer

What do you want to be when you grow up? "An educated drug dealer"
by luluskittles June 4, 2016
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educated singles

A single, that has at least a masters degree. Https://educatedsingles.com is the global club for educated singles. They require a masters degree as well as minimum from their members
Do you want to meet educated singles or a long term relationship?
by The educated singles club August 2, 2020
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When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.

Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.
Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"

Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"

His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"

His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."

Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"
by pizzapasta_mcguiness March 13, 2023
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