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elensea

The most influential group of semi pro skim boarders on the east coast. Pronounced LNC for Long Nook Crew. The best beach on the cape.
Yo man did you see elensea tear it up yesterday at the beach!?!
by Max Dunigan September 23, 2007
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Eben

Eben is a sexy and smooth man, he’s always been good with the ladies. He can pull any 10 with his charm, charisma, and ability to make a girl laugh using any joke due to his delivery. The way he looks at girls deep in their eyes and smirks, leaving them begging for more after he turns his gaze. He’s a player, but won’t admit it becuase he’s a kind and considerate player who cares about the girls emotions. He’s a daredevil, risky, loves adrenaline rushes, and will always take the bait, but still pull out of the situation. Ebens the type of person to have his cake… and eat it too. If you’re not friends with Eben, bottom line is you’re missing out on life. (side note) Most Ebens have amazing hair, and get their name mistaken for Even, or sometimes even Oven.
man, Eben is so amazing, i wish i could be more like him.
by Iffy Iguana June 22, 2022
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Ebenezer Squeezer

An instance in which a gentleman has to squeeze the base of his phallus just tightly enough to prevent any excretion of urine, semen ,Budweiser, blood, or any other human bodily fluid from escaping the urethra during any event that involves heavy farts and/or defecation.

Especially popular around the winter holidays.
I got so excited when I met Tom Selleck and his mustache, That I completely forgot how to Ebenezer Squeezer, and I piss-shat everywhere, I made a total dick-ass in front of the nearly handicapped Magnum: P.I. cast.
by Lee Richards July 11, 2010
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Eben

Awesomely awesome person, in every respect. Awesome. Virtuoso of the South African Afrikaans language.
"Dude that guy is so awesome."
"Ya, that's Eben."
by captain pool May 7, 2010
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Eben

cool athletic dude.Mistaken for even and Evan
Is even here.Or is it Evan
Look its eben
by jhjdrl;ks;lslkdjhdkd March 9, 2020
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Eben

Coolest, sexiest, supremest boy in the entire school. He also has a huge cock
Woah do you see Eben.

Yeah I heard he has a 12 incher.
by Lil Eb September 28, 2017
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Yo eben yoke

"don't even joke"

what beaners say when they want you to stop "joking around"
"Yo Yimmy stop yoking around so much."
"Yo eben yoke yimmy."
by KEHBEENG G December 24, 2007
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