Ebensburg 

A town, sorry, 'borough' with a population of roughly 3,000 people.
A place where absolutely nothing exciting happens.
A place that consists of 50 pizza places, 3 Subway restaurants, a large resevoir called "Lake Rowena," sucky borough workers who dig up large chunks of sidewalks (leaving them hazardous for weeks) and who plow the snow right back in your driveway after you spent 3 hours pushing it out, and plenty of bars/liquor shops.
A place where there was especially nothing to do for a few months because of the closing of the local video store, "Video Warehouse."
A place that houses the best chinese buffet place ever, "Pearl House."
A place where one high school isn't enough for the 600 kids who go to school, so there are two.

"We're going to 'have a blast' in Ebensburg!"

Ebensburg by One bored lady... April 25, 2009

Ebensburg 

A small town where the angels in the clouds fornicate, behind the shroud of the clouds, fooling around. There are angels, feathers flying and angels sighing; turning white clouds gray.

John: What is Ebensburg
Jermaine: You put a woman in front of a weaving machine and just watch her go.

Ebensburg by Cheerio Love March 2, 2009

Ellensburg

A small town in the middle of f*****g nowhere. Has a rodeo/fair, which is the only thing worthwhile to do there unless of course you want to go to college, which 90% of the towns population has never been to because they were too busy working on the farm. The other 10% actually attends the college and spends their free time smashing glass bottles in the bike lane. Has an awesome doughnut shop, a really good ice cream shop, and a semi talented high school. People should go there at least once in their life to get the experience.

Where do you live?

Ellensburg.
wait, where?

Ellensburg.

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

ELLENSBURG

where the hell is that???

Ellensburg by dontblink July 15, 2014

Ellensburg Two Stroke

Sexual act with the cremated remains of an ex-lover where you spit in the urn, get the ashes in your hand, jerk 2 strokes, jizz in the ashes, and cry out “aaaand there’s your receipt”

On the anniversary of his ex-girlfriend overdosing on heroin Tyler broke into her parents' trailer, took the urn containing her ashes off the bookshelf full of NASCAR memorabilia and gave her an Ellensburg Two Stroke for old times sake.

Ellensburg Two Stroke by SteveLaurent May 4, 2019

Ellensburg

Short for Ellensburg, Washington. Has CWU, the bestest university ever. Also has a disproportionately large amount of burger joints and a middle school older than Grandpa Jack.

I just visited Ellensburg and the middle school caved in while I was there! I was so dumbfounded I spat out my tasty burger that I had gotten earlier at the burger joint across the street from CWU!

Ellensburg by Bobby Fro June 26, 2008

Ellensburg

Hick-town hole in the middle of nowhere.

"Where the heck are we? There's nothing for miles except some crazy hicks....... ohhh..... Ellensburg."

Ellensburg by Not so hick June 25, 2008

Lane Elenburg 

A tough jock that loves puppies!

Lane Elenburg

Lane Elenburg by Chocokeehl August 20, 2010