The Siskel and Ebert

When hooking up with a girl, you insert one thumb in her anus and the other in her vagina. (Two thumbs up!)

Krishelz told me that Holly was feeling kinky so he gave her The Siskel and Ebert!

by Krishelz Mendoza January 6, 2008

Siskel & Ebert

To stick one's thumbs up another person's butthole.

If I were you, I'd give this definition two thumbs up.

by bigtones January 20, 2005

Evan Eberlin

One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.

Damn Evan Eberlin took your whole meth stash.

by UnionShittyPa May 6, 2020

Roger Ebert

To call someone a Roger Ebert is to say that they are a naive pompous asshat with no credibility. It is most often used to describe people who spout their opinion on subjects they know little to nothing about.

This slang term became increasingly popular when the Pulitzer prize winning film critic declared that "video games can never be art," all while stubbornly refusing to play any of the great games of the medium. He found it unnecessary to experience an art form before denouncing its entire artistic merit.

"You hate the book, but you just said you never read it - way to pull a Roger Ebert."

by Sander_Cohen April 22, 2010

Ebert

A film critic who, and Gene Siskel created the thumbs up system for grading movies. Siskel dies at age 53, and now the show is called Ebert and Roeper. Roger Ebert is a "REAL" film critic, unlike Roeper.

Ebert's style-giving helpful comments to cast of film, or to moviegoers.

Roeper's style- Either saying "I know what your sayin'", or make lame jokes, and laughs at himself.

by Zano July 5, 2004

Camp Eberhart

Where heaven in a place on earth. Where people find themselves and their best friends. A life time of memories are created every moment.

Located in Three Rivers, Michigan on Corey Lake. Home to the Corey Lake monster himself, Brice and other Urban legends that stay close to our hearts.

Founded for Harris Hurlbut Eberhart and a YMCA co-ed Catholic camp. Founded in 1909, the camp is having it's 100th year in the summer of 2009. (Shocker?)

Sam: Hey Aimee, what are you doing this summer?
Aimee: I'm working all summer long in the archery hut.
Sam: ... Why?
Aimee: ... It's an Eberhart thing. You wouldn't understand.

Jimmy: Oh Rachel, I want to spend every moment with you. I love you.
Rachel: Sorry Jim... I got to go to camp for the summer.
Jimmy: What kind is this!?
Rachel: Camp Eberhart! Seriously bed place on earth.

by The Pres-Bo Leader January 10, 2009

Ebarb

Said to be an Americanized form of the Hispanic name Ybarbo. This name is found predominantly in LA, where there is also a place so called.

A city in NW Louisiana (near Zwolle).

Many Ebarb people still reside in the NW region of Louisiana, some of whom practice Native American traditions.

by Tiger Teacher September 13, 2009