Eargasmic

Music that is so unbelievably amazing to listen to.

Dude! Did you hear that new album? Yeah! It was eargasmic!

by whoa_its_soph March 28, 2011

errand boy

A man who is in the lowest rank of an organization/group and always doing chores for someone (especially a girl)

Enough is enough! As the errand boy, I don't want to give a fuck!

by Weiamoment March 26, 2018

earjaculation

When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.

Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.

by sevsevs February 28, 2019

Earring

Disturbing, unnecessary, often flashy and distractive pieces which some people confuse for decoration on their faces. Sometimes hang from the side of a face further contributing to the disturbing distraction.

What are those dangling and flashing in this pitch dark? Oh, those are just these hoop earrings.

by Tasmanian Devil Taz October 27, 2020

Gentlemans Earring

When one of a gentlemans testiclay hangs lower than the other.

After sex he sood up and I saw his gentlemans earring

by THE PAMSTER May 20, 2007

bamboo earrings

Really big, thick and round earrings...shaped like bamboo. Best known for being worn in the 80s. Usually gold.

Nini! Did you see Misha bamboo earrings...they are flame(meaning really nice)

by Amara-Nycole August 4, 2006

fool's errand

A task which is widely known to be unwise, yet is carried out against a person's better judgement.

He went to her house to tell her he loved her, even though her husband was home. It was a fool's errand.

by Jon February 17, 2005