earl

a 45 year old obese pedophile that plays wholesome games (like idk skribbl.io or somethin) in attempt to find little innocent girls and hunt them down to finally lose their virginity since they can't seem to find anyone to love them that's their own age.

innocent girl-*plays skribbl.io*
earl-yooo tryna smash?

by 🌻_aria_🌻 February 29, 2020

earl?

Kinda like saying what or somewhere along the lines or when you dont know the answer or if something comes at you that you cant comprehend.

Homie1:Ay duu ol bitch look real bomb

Homie2:Duu that bitch is a man, how much you been drinkin...

Homie1:She a fine ass man...

Homie2:....??Earl???

by Jus-One March 14, 2008

earl

Male blow up doll. Often used at bachelorette parties.

Smile....and hey hold Earls knob.

by bearkat August 18, 2006

earl

karma, making amends, making right a wrong that you have done, doing the right thing, what goes around comes around. Name after the T.V. Show "My Name is Earl" about a guy that is trying to make up for some of the wrong he did.

Man I can't shop lift that six pack of beer, bad Earl might come to visit me.

by Joe Crowder November 28, 2005

Earl

A stage of drunkeness made popular by Jason "Earl" Roache .

He got his Earl on tonight!
OMG look at him...he's beyond Earl...lol
One more drink and it's all Earl all night!!

by Palace dweller December 30, 2009

Earl

An abbreviated form of the word "early".

Jay: "What time do we have to leave tomorrow?"
Me: "I don't know exactly when but it's earl as fuck."

by Wordsworth Jr January 21, 2017

earles

are defined by their large and thick penises, and they are one-woman men. They make up for it with their incredible giggle.

Person #1: Did you see that guy?
Person #2: Yeah, he was hung like an Earles!!

by tgirrrl May 13, 2010