eager peter

A dick that gets hard immediately when a guy's turned on. Could be taken as a sign of a healthy relationship, and is a desirable trait as a man gets older.

"John was hard the second I put on the maid's costume. But then again, he does have an eager peter."

by GammaQuadrant5 August 20, 2017

eager-add

Finding and adding somebody on Facebook that you have just met (within 12-24 hours).
Some may consider weird and/or stalker-ish.

Jane just got home from the bar and checked her email. She couldn't believe Sam had added her on Facebook already. She thought this was a bit of an eager-add (and got up to close her blinds immediately).

by onenineeightsix October 27, 2008

eager eater

Sudden urge to eat ass

Cam Tillman is a very eager eater

by Goldentaint September 24, 2014

The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.

Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.

by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024

kaylee eager

Kaylee is a strong confident leader, a smart cookie, and a fun person to be around.

Gods, I wish I was a kaylee eager.

by Kaylee Eager April 27, 2016

Gain Eagers

A joke name.
Supposed to sound like you’re saying “Gay N***ers”

Person 1: Hey man, can you read my nickname out loud?
Person 2: I love gain eagers
Person 1: GAY NIGGERS??? You racist fuck

by Gain Eagers August 13, 2025

Eager drinkers

Eager drinkers are your average janes or joes who may or may not have had a long (but average) work week. But on Thirsty Thursday they want at start the weekend party early. But they only come out for two beers (lol) on Thursday. Then Friday hits and they are all about some Brett Eldredge or some Luke Combs (He plays guitar.)

It's Thursday night. I have missed my eager drinkers.

by J Alan August 22, 2018