E-town

A small Redneck town in south-central Pennsylvania, where all the hicks fly Confederate flags even though E-town is north of the Mason-Dixon line.

Oh my, look at that guy, He only has 2 teeth and 7 fingers! He must be from E-town!

by Rich Johnson December 6, 2003

E-Town

A slang term for the LEAST ghetto town in the United States of America, Elmhurst, IL. Also referred to as "The Hurst".

E-Town, is THE town.

Elmhurst is a lovely community in DuPage county Illinois. Everyone here is well off, and just likes to pretend that their "gangstas". In reality, this is far from the truth.

Rich White Kid: I'm from E-town
Real Gangster: Say what?
Rich White Kid: You heard me G
Real Gangster: Where the f*** is that bro?

*Rich White Kid gets shanked with a rusty spork*

by annnnnnnnnonymoussssss December 16, 2008

e-town stomp

verb- To stomp on the head of a person who is laying in the street in an attempt to force the brain out of the cranium through either the nose or the ears. Popularized by drug dealers and gang bangers.

Shit yo' that nigga just been e-town stomped!

by Spike January 12, 2005

E Town

Affectionate slang term for Euless, Texas. AKA E Town

The 2005 state 5A football championship resides with the Trinity Trojans in E Town.

by CBreezy August 10, 2006

E Town

The Town of Esquimalt, part of Victoria, B.C., Canada. Also known as "Esquampton".

"Let's roll down to E Town and get some 40s and some hoes."

by esteban calvillo January 6, 2008

E Town

The coolest place in kentucky. So cool they made a crap movie about it. this town is overpopulated with emo and scene kids. but besides that, hey its awesome!!

peace up, E town down..

by XxStraight_Edge_get_crunkxX July 2, 2006

e town

slang for dreary erie, mistake by the lake. found in morthwest pennsylvania.

e town is booze capital of the u.s.a.

by k.r. {irl} January 12, 2009