Top Darts

A phrase meaning that something or someone is really great. Taken from the popular UK Sunday tea-time Darts based quiz show from the 80's, Bullseye.

That curry was Top Darts.
That bird I had sex with last night was Top Darts.

by Scott Ramsay April 8, 2006

ceiling darts

A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.

Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.

Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.

Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.

Josh: I actually don't have a phone.

by Shareeb4Prez May 2, 2014

shotgun dizzy darts

Even more dangerous than its predecessor, dizzy darts, shotgun dizzy darts involves spinning until dizzy then throwing multiple darts toward a dart board.

(Cops find a dead corpse strung out in front of a dart board)
Cop: We're you playing shotgun dizzy darts?

by BoxcarLeo February 10, 2008

Farts and Darts

Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".

Farts and Darts

by Former Air Force Puke April 17, 2011

Darts Goalie

An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.

Lily f Nicholas is the province's best darts goalie, soon to be the world's best.

by bigred2009 April 11, 2023

Pool Darts

A rare but intense aquatic sport played underwater in teams of 4. One player from each team uses their butthole as the bullseye. The remaining players than take turns pushing off the starting wall (15 feet away from bullseye) with hands extended overhead and clapped together (picture a praying position). The object is to get as close to your teammates bullseye as possible, or striking the bullseye. Striking the bullseye results in 3 points. A red monitors the distance from the bullseye if not strikes and tallies the points. The game is played to 21.

That was the most intense game of pool darts I have ever played.

by NippleBob Crane September 21, 2015

Hacking Darts

Smoking a cigarette of any kind whilst inhaling the smoke and exhaling it.

Robert was hacking darts with his friend Brad

by bigslut69 November 3, 2010