creeper

A penis that is becoming erect.

Johnny got a creeper watching the porno.

by Scott Ramsay December 17, 2005

Heart of Gold

A phrase used when you can think of nothing nice to say about a member of the opposite sex who may not be blessed with the best figure or the most attractive looks.

"Nice lass that Adele, heart of gold"

by Scott Ramsay February 26, 2016

Dundee

An adjective than can be used when something is off lower than normal quality. It can be used to describe an act that has been carried out half heartedly or when an item is sub par. It refernces the City on the Eastern coast of Scotland and it's citizens who are generally considered lazy and stupid.

Man 1 - "I couldn't be bothered showering today so I just had a Dundee wash." Man 2 - "What's that?" Man 1 - "Sprayed some deodorant and put on some after shave" Man 2 - "Swish!"

by Scott Ramsay October 16, 2006

Top Darts

A phrase meaning that something or someone is really great. Taken from the popular UK Sunday tea-time Darts based quiz show from the 80's, Bullseye.

That curry was Top Darts. That bird I had sex with last night was Top Darts.

by Scott Ramsay April 08, 2006

Bawbag

A Scottish term for English professional footballer David Beckham. Usually chanted by pissed up Scots before, during and after football matches.

Beckham is a Bawbag, Beckham is a Bawbag....

by Scott Ramsay December 12, 2005

Welly boot

A term used for overly large vaginas. Refering to the popular wet weather rubber footwear, Wellington Boots. If a certain level of skankiness is suspected custard can be added to the mix.

Her cunt is like a Welly Boot or Her cunt is like a Welly Boot full of custard.

by Scott Ramsay December 12, 2005