To agree to go to a certain event and at the last minute, decide that you can't go for whatever reason.
by HarryHordes March 11, 2010
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Populated with awesome mofo's they make everyone around them jealous.
Populated with awesome mofo's they make everyone around them jealous.
by Duelia December 17, 2010
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Please God, I want to impregnate Hu Tao, so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips.
That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Hu Tao, is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in
way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick
the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her,
I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal
union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection,
I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of
our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave
out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just
to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously
That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Hu Tao, is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in
way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick
the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her,
I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal
union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich coconut milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection,
I would stir her velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of
our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave
out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just
to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously
by (enter_name_here) April 4, 2022
Get the Dwyme mug.Pulling a Dwayne is when you say your going to do something and hype yourself up acting like you're the biggest, baddest muthafucka ever then you just bitch out at the last second with some pussy ass excuse.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go over there and fuck that bitch, she gonna want this dick, she won't be able to walk for days.
Guy 2:Alright bro go get that hoe.
*Guy 1 walks right over to the girl, walks past her and comes back*
Guy 2: What the literal fuck man!?
Guy 1: Uh man idk I had diarrhea or something, uh I forgot to brush my teeth, uh My shoe lace was untied.
Guy 2: Man yo bitch ass was just Pulling a Dwayne.
Guy 2:Alright bro go get that hoe.
*Guy 1 walks right over to the girl, walks past her and comes back*
Guy 2: What the literal fuck man!?
Guy 1: Uh man idk I had diarrhea or something, uh I forgot to brush my teeth, uh My shoe lace was untied.
Guy 2: Man yo bitch ass was just Pulling a Dwayne.
by ThatNiggaJerome August 12, 2014
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Refers a person that exhibits a profound sense of humor accompanied by amazing intelligence complemented by an outrageous sex appeal.
A Dwane is the best person you have ever met or will ever meet. Plain and simple a Dwane is just better than you are.
Refers a person that exhibits a profound sense of humor accompanied by amazing intelligence complemented by an outrageous sex appeal.
A Dwane is the best person you have ever met or will ever meet. Plain and simple a Dwane is just better than you are.
The party was boring until Dwane arrived.
Dwane is one funny mofo fo sho and is extremely hot, I wish I could date a Dwane.
Dwane is one funny mofo fo sho and is extremely hot, I wish I could date a Dwane.
by DG1680 February 4, 2010
Get the Dwane mug.PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"
by essenceofexistence May 10, 2017
Get the dwayne 'the john' rockson mug.Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!
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