dorkenstenian

Of or relating to dorkenstein. Often incredibly dorky people, things, actions, or ideas.

Man, that song is downright dorkenstenian!

by Bob882 October 1, 2004

doorker

(n) A person who blocks the doors of a subway train, instead of moving to the center of the car. The doorker makes it difficult for other passengers to exit/enter the train.

If it were not for all the stupid doorkers, we would have been able to get on that last subway train

by poontang October 11, 2006

dork shelf

a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display

Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.

by supirio March 9, 2010

dork-com boom

A movement started around 2015 when lots of companies herded towards "becoming a tech company", driven primarily by the fear of loosing out.

Dork-com companies are those who lost sight of their core business and shed their best people to embrace a new "digital business" that never took off.

These companies will subsequently be seen in the same light as Y2K, the Kool Kardashain Kard and selfie sticks.

Good new, our largest competitor joined the dork-com boom!

by cre8destiny October 12, 2018

Dorkasaurus

An akward non social being often compared to a nerd, geek, dweeb, or a zip disk, also looks like a dinosaur or eats like one. Also considered a loner but in reality he could hang in any dinosaur or nerd crowd going unnoticed for up to 2 hours.

Boy 1: Dave your such a dorkasauras!

Dave: I'm sorry I am not up to your standards but dorkasaurus is hardly an insult at all.

Boy 2: I wish I was a dorkasaurus!!

Dave: Sit down, you'll never be that cool!

Boy 1: I don't get it...

by Dbrody February 7, 2010

Dork

a person in which is both academically inclined and fans over things, also is silly and clumsy.

"gosh they are dorks".

by lilypad1207cupcake January 8, 2016

bamf dork

1. a person who is so dorky that their a bad-ass in their own way

Dude, even though throwing cards is kind of dorky, you're pretty much a bamf dork at it.

by millernm November 25, 2010