have dildos in your pocket

To be stupid or dumb

"Your so dumb, you have dildos in your pocket"

by jasper277381 November 26, 2013

dildoski

A dildo which has been through ages of use and is covered with all sorts of vaginal excretion, poop, and various other disgusting liquids/fungus.

She used her dildoski and got an uber infection

by T A T A March 20, 2011

Armageddon Dildos

1. Cold War slang for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).

1. Those commies are gonna be shootin' armageddon dildos at america!

2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!

by Ogopogo May 7, 2009

Dildosaur

a teacher that stares over your shoulder and has BAD breathe like hes sticking a dildo in ur butt

That Dildosaur sub is WEIRD

by Will December 6, 2004

Dudosery

Dudodsery is a wide term, but mostly used to refer to a missile silo in Iraq funded by Putin.

We have our own host machine and Dudosery and payment for the host is no longer a problem.

by Amnestics October 12, 2018

dildosaw

A term for a dildo attached to a motorized machine that can move at rapid speeds.
The saw part in Dildosaw refers to it moving really fast and if used wrong can saw/rip thru your asshole

Jackson Hey doc, my ass is a bit... destroyed
doctor sex How do you mean?
Jackson I tried that Dildosaw stuff and it went wrong
Doctor sex Oh Jackson why do you always do these things you might not be able to poop ever again

by Cesare simp April 29, 2021

Travel dildos

Fingers

Ohhhhhh I need to use my travel dildos I forgot mine at home

by Blackmagic0o0 February 24, 2021