Twerk-drying

When a girl pops a squat and then has to twerk to "dry off".

Shelly did not have toilet paper, so she has to resort to twerk-drying.

by Kozmo_07 December 17, 2018

Freeze Drying

A sexual activity where the male partner inserts dry ice into the females vagina, then proceeds to ejaculate inside of her, freezing his cum inside her.

Yo I just got done freeze drying my girlfriend, she's in the ICU now.

by Synthwave0817 December 5, 2019

Malicious Drying

When you intentionally make someone who is interested in you sexually disinterested by talking about aggressively mundane things, or pretending to be conservative

Greg: “I’ve been talking to this girl for weeks, but I have just been telling her about NFTs and the NRA.”
Tim: “Yeah malicious drying is how I generally scare the hoes.”

by Phlonk1 September 13, 2022

Texas blow drying

The act of using one’s mouth to blow cum out of another persons asshole after anal sex

Dude there was so much nut in my butt I had to ask if he minded Texas blow drying me.

by Lesean McCoy July 12, 2025

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death

Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

by wankbadger September 14, 2017

Dringing It

The act of tucking in your undershirt into your boxers or underwear for a better feel and control. It keeps the undershirt from getting untucked and bunching up at the bottom of your tucked in outer shirt.

Oh man I am so glad I am dringing it today, usually when I fly my undershirt bunches up and I look sloppy.

by Jokerhudfaul July 16, 2013

Spite Dying

When you decide to DIE if someone touches your mule bits

IF YOU TOUCH MY MULE BITS I WILL START SPITE DYING

by Poggers_ January 18, 2021