drunknoxious

1.A combination of being drunk and being obnoxious at the same time.

Hey did you see that one guy? Yeah dude he's so drunknoxious.

by Bleedmaggot June 25, 2010

Drunkitous

The mental and physical illness/condition related to being drunk for several consecutive days and nights. Symptoms include, but are not limited to lateness, obviously false excuses, copious amounts of swearing, oversharing personal information, and 20 minute ice breaks.

Similar to laryngitis but with booze.

My co-worker has been out of the office all week. She has a very bad case of drunkitous. Pray for her.

by Abbyroad October 9, 2009

Drunklingler

When you have had two gins five glasses of wine and a beer and are now drunk and accidentally call the Chinese takeaway asking for a chicken kebab and some fish and they hang up on you and tell you to stop being silly

Lats night I was soooo drunklingler like you wouldn't believe it.

by Chonky child December 22, 2020

sober drunking

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk

cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.

by bubbles_2319 January 22, 2018

Drunkenomics

The economics of getting drunk. Usually used in financial terms to calculate the most efficient way of getting drunk. It can also be applied, although this is a much rarer usage, to the supply of alcohol available or the demand for it.

Friend 1 - "The six pack of bavaria is better drunkenomics than going for a naggin"
Friend 2 - "True. In absolute drunkenomic terms the six pack is better as it has 130ml of ethanol compared to the 80ml in the naggin, but in relative drunkenomic terms the naggin wins cos it will get you fucked up quicker"

"Dude, everyone is drinking expensive beer here, the drunkenomics is awful"

by gavinfromdublin March 3, 2008

drunking

the stage where your particularly drunken state and still drinking heavily

answering the phone and saying "im drunking" letting the other person know what you are doing and how you are at the same time

by Paul Hinwood April 4, 2008

drunkin donuts

Cops who drink on the job; Cops who pull you over for DUI and THEY've been drinking; Drunken bully police

The University of Nevada, Reno Police Department contains drunkin donuts. One drunkin donut was demoted to patrol officer in 2004 after being arrested for driving drunk in a police vehicle. In October 2006, he was promoted to lieutenant.

Google: unrpd drunk Lt. fired

by CardnlSyn March 8, 2008