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God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways
by size 16 timbs November 6, 2022
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Drunkfest

An event of which a large amount of people continuously drink; an abundance of drunk
"BVJ is one giant drunkfest"
by Courtster May 3, 2008
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drunksturbate

Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.
Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.
by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016
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Drunkenstein

A person who has consumed too much alcohol and starts to act and speak like Frankenstein. They usually walk with a stagger or limp and will gravitate towards women and shiny objects.
Keegan turned into Drunkenstein last night and scared off all the chicks. We are lucky no one showed up with torches and pitchforks.
by Bass Windu February 22, 2012
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Drunklish

The combination of being drunk and attempting to speak English. Usually best personified by the drunkest person at a party trying to play a board game.
He only spoke drunklish after a dozen beers and sounded like his mouth was full of marbles.
by DeadSeaTrolls January 26, 2014
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drunksturbate

To masturbate under the influence of alcohol or alcoholic beverages
After drinking 40's all night, Blake went inside to drunksturbate.
by Angus_Mc January 17, 2010
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Drunkenstein's Monster

A person who is fed so many drinks from another drunk (the Drunkenstein) that they become a stiff, groaning, glazed eyed, shell of a human being.

A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.
Last night Mikey bought me so many shots that I became Drunkenstein's Monster and started breaking things. Needless to say we got kicked out.
by Fritopia March 18, 2009
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