Drunken Donuts

A nickname for 24-hour "Dunkin' Donuts" stores when used as a haven after a long night of drinking. Often used to nap and sober up until morning.

"I got really wasted last night. I woke up at like 8:00am at Drunken Donuts."

by Ray-Z January 17, 2006

drunken kung fu

A style of Kung Fu that tricks the opponent into thinking the practitioner is drunk. It's a gracious style, that has sudden attacks in the movements. The practitioner falls, sways, etc all to give the illusion he cannot fight

That guy is gonna get his ass kicked , he's pissed

No he won't , he knows drunken kung fu

by rookybeats December 24, 2008

drunken yesser

a person who makes plans and/or says yes to anything when drunk, then at the next sober point in their life, changes their mind and/or retracts aforementioned plans or agreements

That drunken yesser, Bob, said last night, that he was going camping with us. Today he said he can't afford it.

by Tony & Mike Forever January 12, 2008

drunken fool

The person of the party who always ends up doing the dumb things. Hits on people who dont want to be hit on etc.

Dirty Bandit says "Erica, I miss you!"
Monica says "My name is Monica."

later that night

Dirty Bandit exclaims to everyone else that "Monica was not fat, if anything she was more retarded then fat. She was more retarded then fat okay guys."

Us "God, what a drunken fool"

by Big Country Tim October 15, 2008

drunken miscalculation

Any and every time of regrettable decision or action made while under the influence of alcohol.

Yeah, I know, it was a total drunken miscalculation.

by McWebster August 19, 2010

drunken munchies

the desire to eat that comes when drunk.

"I'm so hungry from all this drinking."

"you've got the drunken munchies"

by gryphon84 March 31, 2008

drunken clam

The bar seen often in the animated series "Family Guy."

Peter Griffen went down to the Drunken Clam to see his friend Cleveland

by Michael October 3, 2004