Hobo Drunk

When one gets absolutely piss ass drunk and becomes completely incoherent.

Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."

Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."

Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."

Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"

Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."

Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.

Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).

Jamal: "...before I cut you!"

by Aunt Jeff January 1, 2008

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House Drunk

A messy, sloppy, socially embarassing drunk attained in the safety of your own home.

I don't want to go to the pub tonight, I'd rather get house drunk.

by trixie c December 22, 2005

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hoff drunk

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered

Dude you are totally hoff drunk!

by david hasselhoff the 3rd July 2, 2007

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Horny Drunk

When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.

Mary isn't a slut, she's just a horny drunk!

by conchowino February 23, 2009

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