post bday facebook drought

When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.

Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!

by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011

pussy drought

A period of time when a male, specifically a faggot, cannot receive any pussy from a woman or fat chick. This does not apply to people who have never received pussy, since there cannot be a drought if something was never there to begin with.

(See Floppy definition #7)

Guy 1- "Hey is Ben still in that pussy drought?"

Guy 2- "No, he couldn't be because he never got any pussy to begin with."

by TrendMaster June 10, 2009

da drought 3

a mixtape by lil wayne, one of the best mixtapes ever made imo

done by re-rapping over common mainstream hits

Choppers with drums!
Listen to King Kong on Da Drought 3.

by Wayne12345 August 3, 2008

dick drought

its like a dry spell but it only applys to the lack of a penis in one´s life.

I don´t know how long I can continue in this dick drought, I´m thisty.

by CommodoreD May 25, 2009

Content Drought

A period of time when little to no content is released.

Gamer: Dude, there's a huge content drought!
Gamer 2: IKR!!! The last update was 6 months ago!

by TheExtremeEvoker February 5, 2019

The aching drought

the act of receiving head and having your girlfriend swallow, then waiting just until the dick is no longer hypersensitive and just starts sucking on the flaccid cock until it is once again hard and then again sucks to completion and swallows

the process is repeated until a) no more cum can be drained b) aching of balls prohibits further acts

oh sweet jesus my balls had where having the aching drought last night.

best birthday present ever mind!

by /b/ anonymous December 3, 2009

Porn drought

A period of time which may last for several days, weeks or possibly months in which no good new porn can be found on hosting sites e.g. spankiwire.

A tough time for all men.

A: "Dude spankwire has been terrible the last few days, it only has weird videos on it!"

B: " Tell me about it dude, i think we may be in the middle of a porn drought"

by mattsim May 20, 2009