Rogue Driveway

One of those driveways that are a challenge to get into and a miracle to get out of safely. Usually known for tipping cars to odd or uncomfortable angles, inducing old women to blanche repeatedly, and causing accidents of all kinds. A redneck staple. Usually indicative of irresponsibility.

Watch out for that Rogue Driveway on the blind turn.
Old trucks shoot out of there at 60 miles an hour.

by Moonsyne August 9, 2010

driveway

something like a road that is for parking cars on that leads to your house.

I parked my car on the driveway.

by trinbin October 30, 2003

Driveshafted

A term best used to describe a position for anyone who works in the automotive field. This usually refers to getting screwed over by every single person that the individual comes in contact with, usually insurance companies, customers, manufacturers, bosses, owners, bums, credit criminals, scumbags, dirtbags, hosebags, and all around bags. The professional auto tech usually requires an average of 12 beers just to calm down after a long day of getting long dicked, his boss is probably dead from suicide, and his co workers are usualy miserable because they too have been ass fucked so hard that a dinner plate can easily be inserted into the anus without actually touching the sphincter. Most of these unfortunate individuals are well on their way to the insane asylum, so have some pity on them. Remember when you go to your local auto dealer to get your fucking rat fixed, you are probably the asshole that caused all this misery, so lighten up on the poor bastards. One day, one of them may go off the deep end and just fuckin' pop you one in the cocksucker.

Goddammit!!! Johnny just spent all day workin' on that piece of crap and didn't even make enough money to pay for his lunch. He got driveshafted!!

by prince of penetration December 29, 2007

driveway puddle shallow

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011

nice driveway

A corruption of the Polish toast na zdrowie, used in jest as a toast when very drunk.

After tripping and falling down in the bar, John stood up, grabbed a bottle of beer off of a stranger's table held it up and said "Nice Driveway" before taking a swig.

by aaronk56 January 23, 2014

drive stay

To drive to the opposition, stay at the location, and engage in a battle of fisticuffs.

Me: "My brethren, did you see Sir Jake Paul decide not to do a drive stay and instead do a drive by?
My Brethren: "Oh, that was hilarious. He had Sir Dillon Danis looking foolish. Hahaha, he even threw toilet paper at him!"

by li's posh dictionary December 15, 2020

Neighborly Driveway Toilet

When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.

My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.

by The Jax May 2, 2007