Neighborly Driveway Toilet

When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.

My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.

by The Jax May 2, 2007

dream in the driveway

A highly prized or admired vehicle that is parked in front of your home. Represents the achievement of success and shows prestige.

I'm still in high school, but my dream in the driveway will always be a Porsche or Ferrari.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

Driveway wings

Driveway wings is something that Anix made up in his "Build my fan a house" video. He thought that putting them on the drive way (In the game Bloxburg on Roblox) would make it look nice.

"Okay this is a new thing that my brain just came up with. Like just having these things. Lets just call them wings. Driveway wings." - Anix 2020 BUILDING MY FAN A HOUSE (bloxburg) video.

by FanofAnix January 26, 2021

hash driveway

A driveway made out of hash

“You told Mr. Lahey about the hash driveway??”

by William Crenshaw May 11, 2021

Paving the Driveway

Ejaculating on one’s anus (male, female, trans, lgbt, omg, wtf, BBQ, or whatever they identify as) and licking said anus up to the nape of their neck. Evenly spreading the seman all the way up. Paving their Driveway.

Did you hear that Tom was paving the driveway the other night? I heard Dorothy say that’s going to be hard to get off in the shower!

by Pqpqpwkrnd July 3, 2018

Im gonna park in your driveway

A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.

Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?

Shotgun: nah your not worth it

Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway

Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.

Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy

Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 3, 2006

Driveway G-string

The Driveway G-sting is an object of incredible mind terrorism. This object is a sign from your ex girlfriend that had she just got done screwing her new boyfriend in your driveway.

son what is this in our driveway do you know anything about it. yea dad that's the infamous driveway G-string.

by Alek Myro February 11, 2009