When a man starts spending less time with the bros: this is generally caused by his hope of "getting some" with his new girlfriend.
Mark: "Hey man, have you seen John lately since he started dating that new chick?"
Paul: "No i haven't... i think he may have become a victim of The Driftwood Effect."
Paul: "No i haven't... i think he may have become a victim of The Driftwood Effect."
by Sparkles the Tri-corn May 26, 2012
Get the The Driftwood Effectmug. this school sucks, it’s full of wanna be gangsters and girls who think their pretty but no their just popular pretty, the 6th graders think they da shit, and the 7th graders thinking smoking is cool, and the 8th graders really don’t gaf tbh.
by daily shit talker September 6, 2021
Get the Driftwood Middle Schoolmug. Making women fall in love with you by taking romantic photos of driftwood on the beach. Because all women find driftwood aesthetically pleasing.
Giga Chad: Why do all the chicks like that artsy guy and not my stupid muscles.
Chris: Dude it’s 2024. Put down the weights and get a mirrorless camera. You need some Driftwood Game.
Chris: Dude it’s 2024. Put down the weights and get a mirrorless camera. You need some Driftwood Game.
by Starwheel July 16, 2024
Get the Driftwood Gamemug. When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.
(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)
(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)
Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!
by thebee'sknees June 19, 2012
Get the reptile driftwoodmug. When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.
by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021
Get the beached driftwoodmug.