treadmill vag

(1) referring to a woman's vagina after she has been working out or engaging in any kind of activity that may cause perspiration

(2) a sweaty vagina

example (1)

girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.

boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.

example (2)

guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.

guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.

by CrookedSamaritan March 20, 2008

treadmill season

around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.

Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.

Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.

Oscar: Cheers!

by WaffleParty November 20, 2010

glass treadmill

adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).

Yo, that dude Jay is looking real skinny, like he's been running on the glass treadmill.

by Andreas from NZ July 2, 2007

Dreadmullet

A mullet that is made of dreadlocks.

Amy: "OMG Christine! Look at that HOT bike messenger!"
Christine: "Are you fucking kidding me? Look at his dreadmullet! Is he a rastafarian hillbilly?"

by Fauntasia January 4, 2010

Treadmill from teardown

the protagonist of the smii7y teardown series that could've and could've not made people cry for its disappearance for couple videos

OMG TREADMILL YOU'RE BACK! HOLY SH*T ITS FINALLY BACK
Treadmill from teardown b00b

by H.DeLNighT63 April 18, 2022

Dreamkiller

The name you give to a pratt who comes along and deliberately destroys your dream, out of sheer spite.

Gary:
Julia Robers is my dream woman!

Scott:
Haha! Look here Gary, a photo of her hairy manpits! You could swing monkeys from under those arms.

Gary:
God damnit! Such a Dreamkiller scott!

by ForbiddenDreams September 2, 2009

treadmill

The definition of being a Graphic Designer. Make the design, show the design, customer changes the design, make the changes, show the changes, customer changes the changes back to the first design, change things back, show first design, customer changes the design to whole new direction, make new design, show new design, customer changes design back to first one... and on and on and on.

Good God that agency has got me running on the damn treadmill. By the time they pick a design I'll have retired.

by Kyle Bellamy December 13, 2006