Dracula

My sexy ass boyfriend

I love you Dracula. Bite me.

by Dracula’s girl December 14, 2020

draculas teabag

a used tampon. due to it resembling a tea bag (the string), and being full of blood would make a nice brew for dracula :)

i wanted to fuck my missus but she had a draculas tea bag in.

my bird was on, as i found when i stuck my fingers in and touched dracula's teabag

by hanz weiss December 13, 2003

dragula

A male vampire who prefers to dress in women's clothes.

Dragula looks like Ann Lamott with a beard! lOL.

by Smurf Breath November 24, 2006

Dracula's Soul Patch

Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.

Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.

example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018

Keep your dradle hand strong

To maximize bargining and cheapness especially when buying second hand merchandise.

Guy 1: So i bought this oven last night. He was asking $800 and it was retailing for $1200, but I jewed him down to $300.

Guy 2: Damn! Way to keep your dradle hand strong

by Sk8rBoi69 March 10, 2009

Dracula 3000

1. The worst movie ever made... ever. It contains no plot, comedy, horror, propper costumes, violence, action, or nudity. I feel embarassed to be living on the same planet as this movie.
2. Anything that's blatantly and insurmountably bad.

1. Joe: I watched Dracula 3000 yesterday... now I have syphilis.
2. Man, that cake was so Dracula 3000.

by zaven July 20, 2008

fun dracula

A slang term for one who brings misery or sucks the fun out of a party or other gathering.

Luke used to be cool until that fun dracula Lindsey started dating him.

We call her the fun dracula because of the way she sucks all the fun out of our lives.

by Ben Schick February 10, 2007