The biggest betrayl to manhood the world has ever seen. He is a sell out pussy that tells women what they want to hear other than the truth. He almost always sides with the women and if not he makes fun of the people with problems to promote his own ego.
by the mushroom headed soilder December 06, 2003
a fat bald guy who thinks he knows everything and makes up really wierd metaphors that are connected to farm life
someone who should be put off the air and sent back to milking cows on the Texas ranch
someone who should be put off the air and sent back to milking cows on the Texas ranch
by meowm sux a lot December 09, 2003
He has the best job in the world! Every weekday he gets paid to yell at a bunch of the stupidest brain-dead motherfuckers in America! I want that job!!
That Dr. Phil seriously needs to kick his show up a notch. For every stupid statement or action that one of his guests makes, he needs to make 'em spin a punishment wheel.
Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now."
Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now."
by Freudian Slit February 27, 2005
'We're going to go home, get some drinks, and Dr Phil Rosie's date with John'
'They broke up because he did a Dr Phil over what she'd been up to on Saturday night'
'They broke up because he did a Dr Phil over what she'd been up to on Saturday night'
by Annamonkey April 13, 2006
A morbidly obese poseur without a degree who calls himself "Doctor". Best known for sympathetically dispensing Magic 8-Ball level advice and shamelessly self-promoting himself at every opportunity (see Letterman, Oprah shows). Perhaps most offensive is the fact that this corpulent Walrus is selling people a *diet* book.
by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) January 24, 2006
Michael: *rants about life*
Me: Thanks, Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil: I want you to *insert something stupid here*
Me: *throws axe at TV*
Me: Thanks, Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil: I want you to *insert something stupid here*
Me: *throws axe at TV*
by Bayou Bob March 23, 2005
a mix between a porn star with a hot mustache and a doctor who suffers from depression but won't show it on T.V. Has a 100% Chance at stealing your girl and pleasuring her better than you ever did.
I really hope Dr. Phil doesn't come to the party. If he does he will stick his enormous penis in all the pretty girls and won't save any for the rest of us
by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020