The Dowey Sandwich

A fully basted turkey in between two large pizzas.

A hyperbole used to describe what your fat friend eats.

Dowey is coming over?? We're gonna need more food! Better order the Dowey Sandwich.

by koolaidmatt December 21, 2010

DogeyPark

Fat, lazy pig that plays xbox all day and skates saying he works out.

Lets go outside!
Nah im gonna stay home.
Dont be a DogeyPark dude.

by Memeoligist April 12, 2019

eleven short of a dozen

predicate adjective.

crazy, strange; descriptive of someone who does or says something stupid

I wondered if my brother was eleven short of a dozen when he asked whether I knew his name.

by gtstack October 11, 2006

Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.

"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"

by CarLitosA January 9, 2009

faker's dozen

Eleven (11), a play on words of the term "Baker's Dozen"

With eleven points scored in the game, he had a faker's dozen.

by Sidelines February 9, 2010

Hunkey-Dorey

A situation where everything is ok, after a problem has been worked out.

She was choking on watermelon, but now everything's hunkey-dorey.

by !Luke June 4, 2007

tweaker's dozen

A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.

The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.

by Narfmaster July 5, 2008