Litterally, an integral douche. Without any hope of ever escaping a state or permanent douchiness, leading to douchetegrality.
by Marevil September 5, 2010
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by Gigi S. January 21, 2020
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Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
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by bittersweetmeat June 5, 2010
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by AJ THA KING February 16, 2005
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1. One who believes that by carrying on a conversation with someone else on intellectual subject matter will make them seem smarter, when in fact they are just simply a douche.
2. One who believes they are a modern philosophe, yet is just a douche.
1. One who believes that by carrying on a conversation with someone else on intellectual subject matter will make them seem smarter, when in fact they are just simply a douche.
2. One who believes they are a modern philosophe, yet is just a douche.
Gerald: Ah yes, you know, Kant says a similar thing about etc. etc.
William: Indeed he does, but you know, Berkeley believes that etc. etc. etc.
Tom: Man, Gerald and William are both real douchesophes.
Katy: Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if they know that everyone thinks they're such douchesophes...
William: Indeed he does, but you know, Berkeley believes that etc. etc. etc.
Tom: Man, Gerald and William are both real douchesophes.
Katy: Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if they know that everyone thinks they're such douchesophes...
by Modano November 10, 2008
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