Doucher

Some one who douches or douches frequently; some one rejected by major social groups.

I was sitting here thinking i have a major doucher for a step brother when in reality, you're really cool !

by Dark Eagle October 23, 2009

Doucher

Some one who Douches about, or uses the word Stellar.

Waiter-"Can I get you guys your checks"

Tha-"Sure man"

Waiter-"Stellar"

Stevi-"Did that guy seriously just say Stellar? What a Doucher."

Tha-"Whats a Doucher?"

Stevi-"Ummm, someone who douches about, obv."

by Saynotodouchers March 14, 2011

Doucher

The being of a douche

Stan->Mike: Nice haircut faggot!

Mike->Stan: Dude!?!

Kyle->Mike: Stan is such a doucher.

by MR.thedoort June 23, 2010

Doucher

Somebody who is intentionally being a douche

This guy behind me with his high beams on is a real DOUCHER

by E.Po January 24, 2020

Doucher

Someone who is doing nothing wrong at all and are accused of being a doucher for the accuser's entertainment.

Palma: "Hey Pat"
Patrick: "Palma, stop being a doucher!"

by P-Trickkk November 30, 2009

Doucheritis

When someone older acts like a douchebag, often because it is in their nature, they are entering a new phase of adulthood, or just because they have personal problems.

"What the FUCK. We leave for the CAHSEE examination, and i find out that the two days we were gone, Mr. Shapiro left EXTRA homework because he hates us sophomores."
"Dude, fuck him. He has a serious case of doucheritis"

by Prodigious Asian March 17, 2010

Deep Doucher

Someone who is often found posing in pictures in such a way that could be described as artsy, introspective, deep, or modelesque. This is often done in an attempt to show their "good side" or make themselves look more attractive than they really are. In most cases, deep douchers are found in pictures that are black and white, on the beach, or next to a picket fence. Deep douchers NEVER look at the camera. They ALWAYS look off in the distance as if they are looking ahead to the future. Obviously symbolism.

Rachel: Oh my gosh look at Cole he looks so hawt.
Samantha: He's not really that attractive, he's really just a deep doucher

by Mr. Weegles June 8, 2011