douchedumb

being a complete tool and think he or she is great at everything but he or she is really not and is really a douchedumb.

Jake kaylor being a douchedumb

by Keith Luthuli January 2, 2012

douchequeer

(best said in New York accent) another meaning for your friend who is both a fag and a dickhead.

Brett, you fuckin' douchequeer. (REMEMBER New York accent)

by willybillynillyphillp September 23, 2014

Douchequake

The phenomenon that occurs when a person's loud stereo causes a building to shake.

"Dude, why is your house shaking?"
"Oh, that? It's just another douchequake."

by sarabellum September 16, 2016

Douchequake

noun
a person so annoying the ground will move to avoid him/her

Because of that douchequake Montell my azaleas have uprooted.

by Edbelfourskin November 16, 2016

DoucheJuice

California Drivers

The douchejuice cut me off

by Whiteboinecropheliac June 28, 2017

douchecumpoop

A douchecumpoop is a total moron who is a very huge douche and doesn’t even know it

That Eric is clueless, what a douchecumpoop!

by Ringer_of_O's May 7, 2018

doucheblimp

The absolute epitome of being a rich cunt. There is a special place in Hell for those deemed doucheblimp by the general public. If you have earned the title of doucheblimp, you are not only wealthy, but an incredible snob about it.

Hey Beter, what's up? Oh not much Johnny, I'm just shredding Supreme shirts in my custom designer gold plated Gucci paper shredder. *Johnny chuckles* Oh Beter, you fucking doucheblimp.

by AIDS biscuit October 31, 2018