(n.) A condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. Usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarrassed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. Sometimes accompanied by the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" and a sour facial expression.
Josh: I can't come to the party tonight dude, I gotta get my burn on at the gym. Plus I just got that new Dave Matthews. Yeah!
Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.
Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.
by christenapril March 30, 2010
Get the douchebumps mug.A douchebunny is an individual who is like a douche, but a crappy one. It describes a person who tries to be an awesome macho man, but ends up just embarrassing themselves and their peers, which is a douche, but even more pathetic. Adding the "bunny" to the "douche" gives the person an even lower self esteem because the bunny is a little, helpless, insignificant, and tiny creature rather than an awesome beast like a fire-breathing dragon or a tiger for instance.
Adding "dragon" or "tiger" to "douche", for example; a "douchedragon" or "douchetiger" would still be a douche, but an awesome douche that rocks it. A douchebunny just needs to curl up into it's little bunny hole and leave the others alone.
Adding "dragon" or "tiger" to "douche", for example; a "douchedragon" or "douchetiger" would still be a douche, but an awesome douche that rocks it. A douchebunny just needs to curl up into it's little bunny hole and leave the others alone.
by Abbiesaurusrex December 19, 2009
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1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006
Get the douchefucker mug.When someone who is a douchebag experiences the delusion that not only is he not simply a disposable, usless bags of douche who does not assist in the functioning of the planet in any way, but also that he is important enough to actually be a planet, and he begins orbiting his own douchey self.
We could tell he was really living within his own doucheosphere when he tried to sue his ex for dumping his sorry ass.
by RachelTheWastedHouseWife June 4, 2010
Get the doucheosphere mug.When some douchebag comes along and buggers up something that is valuable or important to you through a combination of ignorance and arrogance plus a measure of intent.
by Harold LeCat February 10, 2014
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Get the Doucheasaurs Rex mug.A group of elitist/holier-than-thou people who feel pleasure and moral superiority when they constantly brag about buying only hemp products, being vegan, not owning a television, eating only organic food, adopting whales, etc. Usually are either rich brats with trust funds or hippies.
I'm pretty sure if you fit this description in some way, you're kind of doucheoisie.
If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.
If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.
by viciouspandabear March 26, 2010
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