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whittling doughnuts

The process of removing glaze or hardened sugar from a doughnut (often stale) to make them more edible.
These Krispy Kreme's have so much glaze on them I'll be whittling doughnuts before I can eat them.
by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021
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Douche Nuts

Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"
Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!
by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006
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douchenstein

A particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don't capture the essence of his assinine-ness.
Hey douchenstein, clean your dishes.
by Chern November 7, 2008
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time to make the doughnuts

Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Doughnuts commercials where the man who makes the doughnuts would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leving home for work to "make the doughnuts"
Just before the 5 O'Clock news team went on air the stage manger states "Time to make the doughnuts" to let everyone know they are about to broadcst
by Mike Sheppard September 10, 2005
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Dropping your doughnuts

To crap in one's trousers; to defecate in one's own clothing; to poop in your pantaloons; to shit your pants, in other words.
"He pulled out his gun and he pointed it (at me) and said step back and that's when I dropped my doughnuts," said the deliveryman, who asked to remain anonymous.
by ComputerKing May 14, 2005
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Doughnuts

To spin a vehicle in a 360 degree circle on some ones property
I stole a golf cart and did some doughnuts on that mother fuckers lawn.
by K shizzat April 24, 2006
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douchebutt

A derogatory term used towards someone that is being both an ass & and a vaginal cleaning product.
ian: Daft Punk and Roy Orbison are the greatest artists of all time! All other music sucks! I'll never listen to any new songs ever again.

Zoidberg: You douchebutt, if you don't listen to new music you will never get to hear the latest masterpiece by Ke$ha or Rebecca Black.
by ZoidbergBG January 6, 2014
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