douchebitch

Any person, male or female, who is both a douchebag and a bitch

Don't be such a douchebitch!

by Shooter667 October 30, 2010

Douchebitch

A douchebitch is a girl who acts like a douchebag. That girl that you see/know and the first word that comes to mind when you think of her is "douchy". She is like the bitch who is not just a bitch but she actually thinks she is cool and that people like her. Main problem here is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is a complete douche and girls and guys alike find her annoying and hope she doesn't come to parties/outings and annoy people. She is a girl we have to tell people about before they meet her. When they do they are like "oooooh yeah ok that girl! Yup I totally know what you mean!"

Wow, that girl (insert name here) is such a douchebitch. Tonight she actually thought the shit she was saying about other people was funny. She even made a joke about fat people and said racist shit to my (some culture) roommate and thought is was okay. Not to mention the fact that she spent the whole night texting 8 different guys then talked crap about all of them to everyone. She fucked them all already and had three of them come to the party. She also told me we are lucky she came to our party because she is so busy and barely had time yet she drank all our alcohol and stayed all night. She's on the couch with two dudes with her shoes on, passed out with her boobs out. Oh wait no the dudes are leaving now. What a fuckin douchebitch.

by CallItLikeItIs October 4, 2012

douchebachery

someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total dick and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as ass whooping, keg stands, skipping class and vag pounidng

John went to school and learned douchebachery from his fraternity brothers.

by beeta808 May 10, 2011

Douchemachete

A person whose has committed the ultimate immature, lazy, stupid or ridiculous act ever conceived. A situation where the term Douche-bag is simply not expressive enough.

A male classmate (during class) tells the entire room a rape joke, the majority of the class is female. Afterwards proclaims "why was that inaproperate?"

"Man, that guy is a douchemachete."

by holyshatandall May 26, 2009

douchestache

(n): a mustache grown to make one wonder, "Is this person a douchebag?"

(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person

ugh, great, now that douchestache ruins all facial hair for me.

ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.

by wildblueeyes November 26, 2010

douchebitch

It is a compound word combining a douchebag and a bitch. It is really a mean and stupid person who thinks they are the shit but really is a little bitch

He is such a douchebitch.

by JackJustice12 December 3, 2015

douchebitch

it is a slutty jack whose fucked up in so many ways that you cannot comprehend

D: You know that guy from surrey over there?
N: which one? the douchebitch

by jacks r us ;) July 6, 2010