douchelips

a word to describe someone stupid or someone's stupid or gross actions.

that was a pretty douchelips move.
you're a douchelips.

by jaXXX. April 20, 2007

douchelips

a stunned cunt who talks shit

megswiese was being a douchelips towards jackie

by Gemini Nine April 20, 2007

Doucheglider

A unique term of endearment usually used to describe someone who commits actions with malicious intent, which are designed to elicit both sympathy and attention.
These actions are often too stupid or creepy to be credible, but a true doucheglider might be recognized as exceptionally stupid and/or creepy.

The term originated as the result of a contest to adequately describe the actions of one man who faked his own death to emotionally harm his ex-girlfriend, whom he had broken up with over a year and a half prior, but had been faking the relationship's continuation for his family's benefit.

His reported death was substantiated by members of his own family, as the result of him attempting to fly a home-made hang-glider off the roof of the Naval Barracks at Goose Creek in South Carolina.

I can't believe what a doucheglider that Philip is!

by People's Republic of EmoChat November 22, 2010

douchelips

a girl whom needs her teeth punched in for talking shit

dude! I hate that douchelips meghan! she's always starting shit with jackie

by Gemini nine April 21, 2007

douchelete

someone who is real good at being a douche...

athletes are good at sports, doucheletes are good at being douches

you are such a good douchelete!

by aakasd420 October 5, 2010

Doucheimer

When you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day.

Dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.

by Dum_Diddy August 26, 2011

Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011