one who most readily demonstrates himself as master of douches
October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES
October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES
by Grampa foam May 13, 2005
Get the douchemaster mug.Vis a vis "flypaper". A bar or other establishment that attracts a large number of what can only be described as "douches". Douchepaper can be identified by the douche chills felt immediately upon entering.
by Flix December 25, 2007
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A man made or natural structure made of way to much gold that is designed to house douchery on a mass scale. Some of the key design features are but not limited to, unlimited supply of overused hair jell, shirts with the top three buttons missing, never knowing when to stop talking about the endless pointless stories on the time they did blah blah blah, continuously pointing out their calligraphy tattoo and how it means awesome, industrial cologne applicator, a gigantic shirt with 4 popped collars, and probably every driver who has cut you off, ran a red light, or sped up in the passing lane only to slow down after to hold up everyone else and the entire fox news organization.
Guy 1: Man this party sucks did everyone here just come from the doucheatorium or something.
Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.
Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.
by directly at the sun April 25, 2010
Get the doucheatorium mug.The metal disorder that many political journalist/commentators suffer from that causes them to add the word gate to any political scandal. It stems from the scandal at the Watergate hotel that brought down Nixon. They fail to remember that Watergate was over 30 years ago and they are complete douche bags.
Watergate, Whitewatergate, Travelgate, monicagate,
Watergate, Whitewatergate, Travelgate, monicagate,
The president got a bj from monica, so I must call this scandal Monicagate. I'm a douchebage journalist suffering from douchegate.
by mark poopstain April 3, 2008
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by josh54457 May 19, 2006
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for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up
Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.
A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up
Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.
A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.
Douche boater, asshat, douche conoe, douche, fucking fucker, pussy blocker, cunt, dickhead, fuckhead, assclown, doucheboater
by Mac daddy de March 13, 2010
Get the Doucheboater mug.OMG, you're douchebagery makes me wonder if you have any REAL talent or God just sent you to be a big ass pussy on live television.
by Naomi N. Debuut July 4, 2007
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