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The lethal combination of an arrogant and obnoxious douche, an obstructionist paper-pusher bureaucrat lacking competence and accountability; and a career-railroading office snake. Often confused with doucheacrat, douchecrat is not affiliated with any political party. They can be a government, non-profit or private sector employee or manager that prioritizes their own standing ahead of their team’s, department’s, or organization’s well-being.
Often created by under-developed and incompetent managers, Douchecrats exhibit the following behaviors:
· Perpetuates problems they are supposed to solve.
· Delegates all of responsibilities but retains power
· Is often too busy looking too busy
· Sports a shit-eating grin as they obstruct your ability to do your job, your promotion potential, while slowly pushing you out
· Preys on those deemed inferior and deceitfully wins loyalty from management
The lethal combination of an arrogant and obnoxious douche, an obstructionist paper-pusher bureaucrat lacking competence and accountability; and a career-railroading office snake. Often confused with doucheacrat, douchecrat is not affiliated with any political party. They can be a government, non-profit or private sector employee or manager that prioritizes their own standing ahead of their team’s, department’s, or organization’s well-being.
Often created by under-developed and incompetent managers, Douchecrats exhibit the following behaviors:
· Perpetuates problems they are supposed to solve.
· Delegates all of responsibilities but retains power
· Is often too busy looking too busy
· Sports a shit-eating grin as they obstruct your ability to do your job, your promotion potential, while slowly pushing you out
· Preys on those deemed inferior and deceitfully wins loyalty from management
I asked John for advice on leveraging my event planning skills and downtime to help our team plan a successful conference. Our boss subsequently scolded me, for according to John "trying to go over her head." Now my boss refuses to talk to me and relies on him for everything. I hear that he’s now in the running to get that promotion instead of me – what a fucking douchecrat!
by Douchecrat November 15, 2018
Get the Douchecrat mug.1) A person or a reference to person(s) known to be a part of a collective of douche bags. Referencing the term douche bags to those individuals specifically seeking recreational use cocaine.
2) An individual associated with Sir Douchington, Douchasaurous-Rex or Admiral D-Bag.
3) The alternate name of Pedro in the little known Super Hero comic "I am NOT BATMAN" - referencing the alternate identity of the superhero "Doucherella" who is born when Pedro (the side-kick of the hero Senior Bruce No Esta or SENB) consumes or seeks cocaine. Known for the super power of being a cocaine fiend with the power of fiending (wanting more cocaine).
2) An individual associated with Sir Douchington, Douchasaurous-Rex or Admiral D-Bag.
3) The alternate name of Pedro in the little known Super Hero comic "I am NOT BATMAN" - referencing the alternate identity of the superhero "Doucherella" who is born when Pedro (the side-kick of the hero Senior Bruce No Esta or SENB) consumes or seeks cocaine. Known for the super power of being a cocaine fiend with the power of fiending (wanting more cocaine).
1) Adam, did you just do that entire teener? Christ, you're as bad as Doucherella.
2) John, quit giving Doucherella over there so much coke.
3) Hey Doucherella, what the @*!! are you doing over there with Admiral D-Bag, Sir Douchington and that Douchasaurous-Rex?
2) John, quit giving Doucherella over there so much coke.
3) Hey Doucherella, what the @*!! are you doing over there with Admiral D-Bag, Sir Douchington and that Douchasaurous-Rex?
by Atmos Blueshit March 16, 2008
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by A Cow Told Me To Write This January 19, 2011
Get the Douchebreeder mug.A person is an excessive douche, more that a simple douchebag. Term is derived from a crate of douches which would imply multiple douches.
by Jake Schepers April 18, 2006
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