a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend claiming he needs to be single but actually just wants to sleep with her noncommittally.
You know that guy on the baseball team who just broke up with his girl? Yeah, well he totally still tries to rail her. What a douchelord!
by john do harden May 14, 2010
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by jmurdoch October 22, 2007
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A landlord who repeatedly violates the 24-hour notification rule by showing up at your rental unannounced.
"Shit, the landlord is here!" you say.
"Did that pud call first?" I say.
"No." you say.
"Oh, that's the douchelord." I say. "Don't let him in."
"Did that pud call first?" I say.
"No." you say.
"Oh, that's the douchelord." I say. "Don't let him in."
by Chic Swank November 2, 2010
Get the douchelord mug.One who demostrates the levels of being a douche to such a high degree that they could be a God of other douches. Their douchebaggery is off the charts.
President Obama was the biggest douchelord of all time.
Mayor Adler was the biggest douchelord in Austin, TX. Many douches admired and cherished him from California.
Mayor Adler was the biggest douchelord in Austin, TX. Many douches admired and cherished him from California.
by Braulz July 20, 2017
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by paddy o'humble December 11, 2010
Get the douche cloud mug.1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.
Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.
by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017
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by backotruck November 13, 2011
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