douchecaster

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.

"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."

by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009

Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

douchekittery

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.

"That's too much douchekittery for me."

by LauraBo May 15, 2009

douchecut

where your hair is slightly spiked in the front

did u see will
yeah he has the douchiest douchecut ever...other than my brother

by klkjjkdskjld September 25, 2011

douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.

John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!

by suomynonamai July 7, 2011

douchecosity

A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.

The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.

by douchecosity November 9, 2011

douchejitsu

An advanced form of vocal combat usually defined by an excessive use of expletives and a flaming over-dramatization of the smallest of situations that have no impact on anyone except the practitioner.

"Man, that guy was a black-belt in Douchejitsu!"

by Liteboi April 26, 2014