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certified douchetard

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting
by lildaywalker November 16, 2009
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Wild Doucheberry

Often seen roaming the grounds of the local Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.
Wild doucheberry, three-o'clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the world does that guy get all of that confidence?
by CallItAsISeeIt May 19, 2017
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Doucheberry

Doucheberry is a portable communication device that when used by a non-douche is known as a Blackberry. The Doucheberry becomes such when one is clearly douchebagging with a doucheberry. For instance, using the Doucheberry to impress someone.
Amy: Hey look at that douche over there
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...
by Indygunner August 9, 2009
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doucheberg

Man 1: Hey bro, did Jacob call you back

Man 2: No bro

Man 3: Damn, he is such a doucheberg
by syrianman December 19, 2011
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douchebread

total Opposite of Snowbread.
Lame,uncool,stupid, worthless pretty much anything negative.
imadumbfuckin12yrold:lolz omagawd imma kick yo a$$
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.
by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008
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douchetarded

Something that's douchebaggish and retarded at the same time
Wwoooooww! That's not douchetarded or anything!
by Awesomazing February 4, 2009
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douchetard

A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.
"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"
by JizzmasterJohn January 28, 2010
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