Douchenozzle

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick

No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

Douchecanoe

Someone who intentionally targets and expels douchebaggery to his/her victims. Unlike a douchebag, though sometimes confused, that unintentionally expels douchebaggery to victims. Being a douchecanoe is the apex of douchebaggery going from prick, dick, asshole, douche, douchebag, and finally douchecanoe in progressive order.

It's like everyone is living in an ocean and people all float. Douchebags are floating too but unintentionally hit people and release their douchebaggery, meanwhile douchecanoes target people that they've want to fuck with.

Dylan: Dude I have a story to tell, so my roommate.. or ex roommate... banged my girl in my bed when I went to go take a shower and then left the semen on my pillow so when I layed down that night I almost put my head on it.

Wolfy: l feel for you man, that guy's a douchecanoe!

by Crew Wolfy October 7, 2011

Douchenozzel

The lead douche or douche director of a larger group of douches

John: I was at the pool hall when Jeff and his friends showed up and took over the place.
Doug: Yeah jeff is a real Douchenozzel!

by Antidouche August 26, 2009

Doucheanator

A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.

YOU have to be the biggest Doucheanator that ever lived.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

douchenoggin

HIGH-larious insult...

Hey Rob.B, You're a Douchenoggin!!

by GiantBrain February 4, 2008

Doucheapotamus

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.

Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.

by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010

douchecanoe

it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.

“omg he’s such a douchecanoe for cheating on you”

by bischtiddies February 23, 2019