doucheletics

a class with only douche bags in it

guy 1: hey man what class you going to?
guy 2: i got doucheletics next

by aakasd420 October 15, 2010

Doucheflurp

Someone who is fat, weird, and a douchebag

God dammit, Carl, you're such a doucheflurp

by C. Montgomery Octagonapus May 4, 2010

douchefecta

a docuhe that has 3 things or more that make him a douche.

a guy who has a harley motorcycle, tight shirt and poped-collar total douchefecta

by non-douchefecta April 24, 2010

douchefecta

When one is wearing a sleeveless shirt, snap back, and a big chain necklace at the same time, making them look like a douche.

Guy 1: That guy has a sleeveless shirt, snap back and look at his huge chain!
Guy 2: He just completed the douchefecta!

by Hairy Mcbuttox August 8, 2012

Douchefied

1) the act of becoming a douche
2) one who once was not a douche but now is

• Dude, when did you get douchefied?!
• I have not been douchefied.
• I will douchefy you, man.

by MissClassify February 2, 2015

Doucheflute

Morons who Vape because they are too big of pussies to smoke cigs like a real man.

Hey dude that's a nice doucheflute. Let's see if that thing fits in yer ass too because you clearly like things stuffed In there. Stupid fucktard.

by schweeby June 18, 2020

Doucheplex

A frat house.

Alpha Beta emerged from their doucheplex after another successful homecoming rager.

by dfir September 26, 2022