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Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.
Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.
by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011
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Douchepickle

A little shit who thinks he/she is cool.
They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying
Stop being such a Douchepickle man!
by Radox June 13, 2015
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Douchepig

1. A terrible police officer someone is dating who embodies the well know stereotype of being an asshole, whining, yelling, manipulative piece of shit bully with a tiny penis.
2. A boyfriend who has a tiny penis that equals the size of a pig's penis.
3. A cop that tried to date someone way above his level and then attempts to pull that person down by making them feel shitty about themselves. All the while knowing he is a pig, and a douche.
4. Any police officer with the name "Craig".
1. "I just rid myself of that Douchepig Craig I was dating. He had a tiny penis and was incredibly pathetic, mean and annoying. Goodbye, fuck off and die Douchepig!"
2. "When I try to have sex with my boyfriend Craig he has such a small penis I am completely unsatisfied and sort of embarrassed for him. He is a sad little Douchepig..."
3. "My name is Craig, and I am aware I am both a Pig and a Douche and everyone is better than me, yet I attempt to make others feel shitty. I actually believe my Douchepig self could be better than someone else. I live in a fantasy Douchepig world.
4. "Wow, it's amazing how all police officers named Craig are gigantic Douchepigs."
by monkeymugcup February 10, 2017
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Douchekit

Much worse than a standard douchebag, this is the whole kit. Equivalent to Fucker or Shithead.
A discrete reference may be made to said 'douchekit' by saying "he's Summer's Eve".

In a sentence "Boy, Daniel sure is a Douchekit" "I know, he's such a Summer's Eve".
by casual_observer September 27, 2007
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DouchePickle

Kanye west is a douchepickle.
by Urbanashley September 18, 2009
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Doucheitis

Doucheitis is a disease carried by people commonly referred to as douche bags.
Did you see what DB just did Amanda? Yeah, he's suffers from doucheitis.
by Jesse king of doucheland June 20, 2009
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Douchefit

An outfit normally worn by douchebags that hang out at places that they don't belong. For example, your mom's birthday party, or your cousin's bah-mitzvah.

Douchefits can contain (but are not limited to) leather pants, platform shoes, spiked bracelets and choke-collars, wallet chains, concert t-shirts, jeans that are too small for you, things bought from Gadzooks mall stores, etc.
"Dude, yesterday at my cousin's graduation party, Camden (<--- douche name) showed up in a total douchefit thinking it would get him laid. What a fuckin' loser."
by MrMikeBinSch February 25, 2009
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