douche bag

1) a used condom
2) a really annoying retard
3) someone who comes to a club usually wearing a wife beater, baggy jeans and sunglasses, even though its pitch black.

4) a vaginal cleaner

1) that dude left his douche bag on the couch!! GROSS
2) fuck get that douche bag out of here he's such a retard!
3) here come he douche bags again. ohh fuck look what there wearing, thats no surprise, lets go beat the shit outta them!
4) i gotta use my douche bag really quick hold on

by im da boss1030 January 03, 2010

douche bag

this species of male can usually be found wearing jeans and sandles in winter. you can usually spot them by there coats, which can consist of a pink shirt or a t-shirt with a witty saying on it. some unusually colorful douche bags have their collars popped up high to attract the attention of unintelligent females. can also be found playin a garth brooks album followed by 50 cent "up in the club"

only girls wear pink you douche bag.

look at these douche bags.

by scintifek9 October 28, 2005

douche bag

Kanye West

Bob: Gee Jimmy, you sure are acting like a...

Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!

Bob: What a douche bag...

by Sethyboy0 September 29, 2009

douche bag

a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place.

sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.

wow that guy is a douche bag.

what a douchey song.

by chuck norris :D April 16, 2009

douche bag

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. Jason Mraz

1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.

by janet99 February 09, 2009

douche bag

a member of the MTV show: jersey shore

any number of douche bags might be found on the MTV website under jersey shore

by hate douches February 18, 2010

douche bag

a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....

The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.

Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.

by kath14<3 September 08, 2010