Dorkilepsy

A sudden mild to severe spasm or outburst (siezure) of quirky and/or silly personality and behavior.

Matt: Wow look Diane is suffereing from a Dorkileptic siezure!
Joe: Yea they call it Dorkilepsy, its very common in a lot people you think are normal.
Matt: I always thought she was a little quirky on occasion, but I never relized Diane was having an episode.
Joe: Your lucky you only witnessed her when she had a mild spasm just wait till you see one of her severe spasms it takes being a dork to a whole new level.

by Enaid88 August 4, 2011

Gang Dorking

A gathering of three or more people around a computer.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and gang dorked his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004

Dorkish phene

Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times and a REALLY ANNOYING person or creature.

My sister is such a dorkish phene.

by The Naaayer April 16, 2009

dorkitis

When someone who supposedly does nothing attracts a lot of attention. Almost like a disease, it is contagious, and it is easily spread.

An example of Dorkitis. Someone in a chat room is minding their own business and people start trying to talk to them.

by Dr. Obv June 8, 2009

dotski

Dotski is what's yelled when an ace (1 aka a dot) is rolled during the dice game LCR dice game!

I rolled a dotski

by dajon776 July 1, 2019

dotski

What you yell when you roll a one or a "dot" in the dice game of LCR: Left, Center, and Right.

I rolled three dotskis!
You are a dotski!

by GreatValue123 July 1, 2019

mustard dorkin

(must-are-d dork-in) the act of placing mustard from the bottle near, in or around the anus.

yo, pete was so f'ed up jay made a salad in his hair, put pickles in his shoes, and gave him a mustard dorkin.

by jjigga August 21, 2009