Dicksicle

The sexual act of placing a popsicle, stick-first through the hole of the penis, and then having a partner perform oral sex. While very painfull, this act is somewhat intimate, and makes for a great story with friends.

Austin: Bro, last night, Mary gave me a blumpkin!
Jackson: So, that isnt nearly as epic as that one time Lisa game me a dicksicle.

by CooperCityCowboys2010 August 5, 2010

dorkcicle

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. preferably grape jelly.

me while at friends house. i was hungry before i was going to ride horses in the morning after spending the night at her house

look up Meghan and the amazing melbers on youtube!

Melbers: Hey i'm hungry. . .

Meghan: Want a dorkcicle?
Melbers: Sure can you make it like my mum does?
Meghan: Duh! it's not a DORKCICLE with out grape jelly

by bella lundstrom May 22, 2009

dorkible

a new clothing line.
means cute dorks
like broccoli and noodles

"hey! have you've seen the dorkible clothes?"
"yea! they're awesome! (:"

by broccoli & noodles February 1, 2009

Dicksicle

When a man is so cold, his penis is almost literally ice. Also called "snowballs." Opposite of clitsicle (see clitsicle).

"Holy fuck, it's so cold, I'm sporting a massive dicksicle."

by Kat Rae December 13, 2014

Dicksicle

Someone who is a jerk or shows qualities of a dick

"OMG after he asked out that girl, Kaden turned into a dicksicle."

by Sweaty chicken June 19, 2015

Dicksicle

When a guy dies and he donates his dick. After that they preserve it and put a Popsicle stick on it so girls can use it as a dildo

I love my dicksicle

by Sykes July 27, 2016

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017