Dook 

1.another name for the anus
2.to fight

Billy and Tommy decided to DOOK it out when they couldn't decide who was uglier.

Dook by Dahulk19 September 6, 2003

dook 

a large creamy substance that flows out the backside of all human beings and most animals. Usualy flows out in a shape that ends up looking like ice cream and/or frozen yogurt. Past tense= dump.

Jim-Bro, look at the size of that dook.
Bill- Whoa, that must have been a long dump.

dook by ChrisH_yo July 25, 2007

dook 

1) Perrier
2) Whiskey
3) Any drink consumed straight from the bottle

origin: Dook is the sound effect used to indicate drinking in Tony Millionaire's comic strip Maakies.

They were out of the six packs of dook, so I got a glass one.

CVS charges like two bucks for a dook.

dook by don't be coy March 8, 2011

dook 

A penis that is bent or hooked, especially in a way that would increase a partners pleasure during intercourse.

Yo man.. Dave keeps getting all the fly hunnys... whats his secret ??

Its because hes blasting them with that savage dook of his... keeps em coming back for more.

dook by Edward Brimley December 6, 2009

dook 

1. Nickname given to poo
2. Used as a disparaging term for an Asian person

1. Jesus, i just did the biggest dook in the toilet
2. Jesus, i just sucked off the biggest dook i've ever seen

dook by John March 22, 2003

Dook 

Cock

Suck me Dook

Fuck off dickhead jus cos you have a little dook

Dook by xcrim August 16, 2003

dook 

a Montreal based metal/hardcore band

dook by Anonymous April 16, 2003