A gym junkie that has worked excessively on the torso and general upper body portion of his body. The Legs of the donkey kong roller generally represent small dwarfed sticks compared to the rest of the body similar in bodily figure to donkey kong who primarily moves about by swinging torso through arms and rolling, hence 'roller'.
Dude, i hate it how chicks always go for donkey kong rollers, they're heaps vulnerable to leg attacks and cant run anywhere .
by frodo bagginses precious December 30, 2009
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by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009
Get the donkey kong a ho mug.A Donkey Kong Pile Driver is when you shove a banana up a girls ass fuck her monkey style while beating her head at the point before climaxing flip her over your head slam her through a barrel face first cum on her and beat her back while making monkey noises after wards you take the banana out and began to eat it.
Dude i gave Abby a "Donkey Kong Pile Driver" she could't walk for three days after.
Yeah my wife was kinky last night and wanted a 'Donkey Kong Pile Driver" turns out i parallelized her from the waist down..
Yeah my wife was kinky last night and wanted a 'Donkey Kong Pile Driver" turns out i parallelized her from the waist down..
by Ster254 August 25, 2010
Get the Donkey Kong Pile Driver mug.When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.
Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!
by Anal Safari August 24, 2009
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by Garfield_pussy February 17, 2014
Get the Donkey kong krush mug.A phrase said to "turn on" a game; To let known a game has been started between two individuals or groups of people.
Rizo jokingly tells Terry he has made mistakes in the shop. Terry then says, "Ohhhh, you just wait till I get a hold of your drawings. It's on, it's on like donkey kong!"
by Tim Nowak August 3, 2005
Get the it's on like donkey kong mug.A phrase based on the old Atari video game, Donkey Kong wherein a gorilla throws barrels.
It's used to make a threat in jest- it adds levity and is obviously not a real threat by the way of its absolutely ridiculous nature.
After all, it's not like you're actually going to throw barrels at someone.
It's used to make a threat in jest- it adds levity and is obviously not a real threat by the way of its absolutely ridiculous nature.
After all, it's not like you're actually going to throw barrels at someone.
by bringing it on since 81 August 14, 2009
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