DONKTAR

Its when a Centaur has sex with a Donkey. The half breed becomes a DONKTAR. DONKTAR can be used when comparing large people with small brains.

Hey look at that DONKTAR! He looks like a jackass.

by TheVIN September 3, 2005

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Donktard

Comination of donk and tard. Usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player's skill set is. Likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.

For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.

For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.

by The Poker Professor August 29, 2008

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donk't • Donk Tamer • Donk Train • Donk-Monk-Turk • Donk of the Year • Donk with the Flapper • Tonka Donk • Ba thonk ya donk • ronk that donk • the donk

Donktown

A word made to vaguely tell someone that your going to "get some" or want to "get some".

Cynthia, the girl I met last weekened is such a slut. You can go to donktown with her anytime you want.

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I haven't been to donktown in a while. I desperately need some.

by The Modern Etymologist October 23, 2011

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donktress

A donktress is a woman that carry's behind her a large rear end like that of a female donkey. It is a common used term among the Mexican peoples of the Yucatán peninsula.

Hey Pedro, take a look at the lady over there, see how much she is carrying in her ass, she is a donktress.

by riotboy42 April 23, 2017

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Donktard

A very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he's trying to strangle his man-mooseknuckle..

My God! Look at that man-mooseknuckle! That guy is such a donktard!

by Brian Casperson December 9, 2008