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Jimmys a dumb donk't.
Bethany, you stupid donk't.
by Bee_Your_MX March 25, 2022
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Donk Tamer

NOTE: Albeit limited to only two known positions, there is considerable scholarly debate regarding the appropriate definition of this entry. In an effort to maintain neutrality, the interpretations of both factions are offered.

1. n. More or less synonymous with Donk Slayer. A subtle distinction may be found in approach however: "Tamers" typically exhibit more class perhaps, and are less likely to be cruel or derogatory in the application of their skill.

2. n. A man, a hero, a selfless human being that regularly partakes in the perilous pursuit of entertaining, and at times consummating, the advances of the Swamp Donkey in an effort to bolster a friend's or friends' chances with one or several of the Donk's hottie female companions. See take one for the team; jump on the grenade.
1. James was too drunk, and probably made a fool of himself on the dance floor, but his prowess, care and precision as a Donk Tamer was undeniable, if not enviable.

2. Though Matt was ecstatic to be going home with Christina that night, he couldn't help but feel for his buddy Bryan; the hapless Donk Tamer who had sacrificed so, so much for him to score.
by Cieron August 31, 2008
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Donk Train

n. A vehicular unit that is full of, or designed to haul, swamp donkeys (see also: sea donkey). Due to the sheer mass of a swamp donkey a vehicle with a chassis not engineered to support such an enormous load may be visibly evident by one or both bumpers dragging near the ground or, if an odd number of swamp donkeys are occupying the vehicle, a severe listing to one side.

Note: It is advisable to avoid Donk Trains on the road. Not only could their sloth-like appearance cause uncontrolled vomiting or seizures, but could possibly be a road hazzard.

The National Traffic Safety Board (NTSB) reported 5 deaths and over a dozen injuries caused by Donk Trains in the United States in 2005. The NTSB reports that non-commercial grade tires are prone to exploding from the enormous lateral force exerted by multiple swamp donkeys occupying a typical passenger car. This accounts for the bulk of the reported accidents.

In March of 2006 in upstate New York a family of 4 was killed in a Donk Train wreck. Both the NTSB and NHTSA concluded the accident was caused by un unevenly loaded Donk Train. The Donk Train's frame, while heavily listing to one side, twisted while going around a sweeping corner, then snapped in half and crossed eight lanes of heavy traffic. The front half of the Donk Train, with its two swamp donkey passengers securely wedged between the seat and the dash, rolled seven times, struck and crushed the Volvo sedan (arguably one of the safest cars in production), and instantly killed all passengers on impact.
Passenger: Look at that little car leaning on its side!
Driver: Oh shit it's a Donk Train!
Passenger: Does it have flat tires?
Driver: No those swamp donkeys are so heavy that the sidewalls are just collapsing from the stress. We better keep some distance if we want to live.
by Paul Dawson November 26, 2006
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Donk of the Year

A girl, particularly of the track running variety, who has a massive ass that looks like it should belong to a black woman yet it really belongs to a white girl. A Donk of the Year usually is a 10 in the donk but only about a 7 in the face. The Donk of the Year, along with a HUGE ass, happens to have a particularly fine ass.
Wow. It's a surprise they make spandex that could contain an ass like that since that girl is a "Donk of the Year"
by Da'Bull Banger May 9, 2011
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Donk with the Flapper

To jiggle the handle of the commode to stop the water from running
The crapper won’t stop running!!!”

“Did you donk with the flapper????”
by Johnny Dicklegs August 31, 2018
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Donk-Monk-Turk

Donk-Monk-Turk was a word combination of Donkey, Monkey and Turkey two animal names with ending of the word "key"
Look I'm feeding to the Donk-Monk-Turk a creature that looks strange
by Kostya The Wordmaker December 2, 2024
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Trash Donk

A sleezy ditch pig. A female with insatiable appetite for dick, cocaine, and money.
Dude..bro...I am way to dried up and purple today to deal with this shunty trash donk.
by Shearock November 3, 2012
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